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Well, I am back from my weekend in Austin, where I had a very good time. I got tattooed and hung out with ymonster while I was there. And let me tell ya, the man charmed the pants right off me. He was just as I remembered: cute, engaging to talk to, and leaving his painful marks on my body. I moaned and groaned in...
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menotyou:
Yes, it's true...there are many poor women who have never gotten their cookie....but that doesn't mean they haven't tried. Hell...if they can't get their knocks from sex, then the chances of them turing to masturbation are far greater.

You can masturbate without reaching climax.

***Edit because I'm not done!
Good advice by the way. I had planned on doing my own thing anyway....I always do...but I was still wondering if there was a rule floating around anyway.

[Edited on Jan 26, 2005 11:45AM]
menotyou:
Merriam-Webster:

Main Entry: masturbation
Pronunciation: "mas-t&r-'bA-sh&n
Function: noun
: erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies
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Holy Crap Batman! I am SOOO excited! I can barely contain myself. I just got notice of an interview for this super competitive graduate program that I am applying for. The interview will be at the end of this month. I had been stressing lately (in anticipation of letters going out) that I wouldn't get an interview. And hence not get in. But guess what?...
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citizencruz:
So far? How far is too far? I'm drunk so don't pay me any extraordinary attention. biggrin
zaccone:
congrats on the interview and it sounds like your job sucks you should write that colorful e-mail
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Random thoughts:

-I'm very frustrated because my shift got cancelled today. Which means I went home early and had a bad attitude for nothing last night. And no extra money for me.

- I wish I could be fucked by a song. Everytime I hear Tool's Eulogy, I want to hump the jukebox. I think its all that deep thumping in the song. There are...
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citizencruz:
I like doing the sexy "I'm ignoring you so you're naturally going to want me" thing. I haven't perfected it yet but it's coming along quite nicely. wink
menotyou:
You've been on here since 2002?!? How is it possible I missed a cool Houston member like you? *shakes head*

It's kosher...someone told me the same thing and I believed it for a couple of years before someone else straightened me out. Besides, I'm not totally convinced the naysayers are correct.
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I owe, I owe, its off to work I go...

I am feeling so lame. I had to leave early from a Saturday night out because I signed up for extra work tomorrow. I really need the money so its a good thing in that regard. But it sucks when all your friends are staying out and you can't. I even thought I might get...
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Well, x-mas is over and all my loot is still sitting in the middle of my living room in a big pile. I scored well this year. I am now plus 3 children, ones that don't ever cry or need feeding. Yep, that's my mom. Gives me mannequin children since I am the only single one with no "real" kids of my own. But they...
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ymonster:
I like when ladies call me master... Especially when they crack chests open all day. wink I'm looking forward to getting more work done on your back. I can work as long as you can sit... skull

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ITS SNOWING! ITS SNOWING! IN HOUSTON! ON CHRISTMAS EVENING!

Its unbelievable, really. And its snow that is sticking. My car was covered in a nice thin layer when I got off work. It was very exciting. And yeah, I've seen my fair share of snow before. But there is something different about when you have a white Christmas in a city that next to never...
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blackwing149984:
I wonder if it will move north to Tyler?
Merry Christmas!
smile
smellslikescifi:
yes, it was quite a sight/even had a snowball fight/snowflakes seen against the lights/thank you lovely winter's night.

I can get so corny this late...
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So I went and did my first agency work yesterday. I am keeping my regular full-time position where I currently work, but have decided to try working elsewhere on the side for extra cash. At least occassionally. And the pay is good. Better than overtime pay.

I was super nervous beforehand because agency nurses are usually given the assignments no one else wants. Like the...
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ymonster:
I vote for the Strawberry Shortcake Nightgown... and thanks for the well wishes... I'm working on your drawing today... after I sleep some more.

skull
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Went to my work X-mas party this weekend and had a good time. However, I am still quite out of it.

I also went on a few dates with a new guy this last week. He's the first since my super bad relationship ended. And I got kissed. A few times. Which is always good for an affection addict like myself. But alas, I don't...
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ymonster:
I got out a little recently too. It was fun, no kissing though. Oh well. I swear I will be working on your drawing after this weekend. Or before. Thanks for being patient. skull
guitargeek:
Kissing's nice, huh? I kissed a girl last weekend, after the Neko Case show.
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my comment of the day "what tha fuck?!"

I have been completely pathetic today. The only thing I have accomplished is washing my stinky body. The rest of the time has been spent sitting in this chair at the computer, wondering where it all went wrong. Oh yeah, I have managed to also squeeze in 4 episodes of the L word into my busy schedule...
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honeysuckle17:
hahaha i manage to watch several episodes of the L word in a row even when I do nothing else.

I also seem to spend a lot of time on SG when I'm supposed to be productive.

It's funny how these things happen.

Hey, I love slightly smelly armpits as well. Unfortunately, my girlfriend doesn't appreciate my own slightly smelly armpits as much as I do. smile
venomlily:
Honeysuckle, sorry to hear your girl doesn't appreciate your parfum de armpit. It can be one of the most arousing, intoxicating smells around, in moderation of course.

Only one more episode left before I have completed the whole first season. EEEK! What will I do then? Dammit, productive just doesn't seem like an option.
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Dude, its scary how fitting horoscopes can be.

Virgo's horoscope today: You'll be asked about your credo, and though you're ready with an answer, the question makes you pause. You may realize that you don't think the same way you used to. Get clear about your new beliefs.

I was up till the wee hours of the morning thinking of this. I suddenly realized my...
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