Random thoughts:
-I'm very frustrated because my shift got cancelled today. Which means I went home early and had a bad attitude for nothing last night. And no extra money for me.
- I wish I could be fucked by a song. Everytime I hear Tool's Eulogy, I want to hump the jukebox. I think its all that deep thumping in the song. There are a couple of songs on the Fragile that make feel the same way.
- My current fantasy: Being courted by Marc Jacobs (in my fantasy, he's not gay) and Perry Farrell (and he's not married). Marc could dress me up in all his fabulous designs like I'm his personal doll and Perry could take me to the "edge", wearing those great clothes of course. In reality, I like very manly men. Which neither of these 2 guys are.
- I'd like to know why the cute tattoo boys never come talk to me. I always get the guy who wears a hat with teeth on it and thinks Bon Jovi's "Dead or Alive" is the best song ever. Of course, there are like only 2 cute boys with tattoos in Houston. And they are probably married.
- I got flipped last night. I'm walking past the bar, some guy notions for me to come over, like he wants to see something. Being Ms. Naive, I go over. With in a matter of three seconds, the guy has one arm over my stomach and one on my back and flipped my whole body in a backwards flip. It was kinda fun in that "I got flipped in a bar by a random stranger" kinda way. But its also sort of shocking in that "how does he know I don't have a bad back or that I'm not going to smack him" kinda way. Is this where pick up lines are headed?
-I'm very frustrated because my shift got cancelled today. Which means I went home early and had a bad attitude for nothing last night. And no extra money for me.
- I wish I could be fucked by a song. Everytime I hear Tool's Eulogy, I want to hump the jukebox. I think its all that deep thumping in the song. There are a couple of songs on the Fragile that make feel the same way.
- My current fantasy: Being courted by Marc Jacobs (in my fantasy, he's not gay) and Perry Farrell (and he's not married). Marc could dress me up in all his fabulous designs like I'm his personal doll and Perry could take me to the "edge", wearing those great clothes of course. In reality, I like very manly men. Which neither of these 2 guys are.
- I'd like to know why the cute tattoo boys never come talk to me. I always get the guy who wears a hat with teeth on it and thinks Bon Jovi's "Dead or Alive" is the best song ever. Of course, there are like only 2 cute boys with tattoos in Houston. And they are probably married.
- I got flipped last night. I'm walking past the bar, some guy notions for me to come over, like he wants to see something. Being Ms. Naive, I go over. With in a matter of three seconds, the guy has one arm over my stomach and one on my back and flipped my whole body in a backwards flip. It was kinda fun in that "I got flipped in a bar by a random stranger" kinda way. But its also sort of shocking in that "how does he know I don't have a bad back or that I'm not going to smack him" kinda way. Is this where pick up lines are headed?
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
It's kosher...someone told me the same thing and I believed it for a couple of years before someone else straightened me out. Besides, I'm not totally convinced the naysayers are correct.