It's December everyone, and Christmas is only a couple of weeks away! I want everything!
Ya know, people talk about Christmas being too commercialized and everyone's forgotten about the "true" meaning of Christmas. Wanna know what I think? Go with the flow! I need this holiday, or else I'd probably never get a gift! Let's leave Christmas to Santa and dump the mushy sentiments in the toilet where all those second helpings of fruitcake will end up.
"But what about Baby Jesus?"
What about Baby Jesus?! It's not my fault that Sony gift-certificates replaced religion. I'm just going with the flow. I love Jesus, but I don't want to be the only girl in town who doesn't get a deliciously wrapped Express jacket or card full of o'plenty holiday cash.
Call me shallow, I don't care. 'Cause I'll be a shallow bitch with one fiiiiine jacket!
Ya know, people talk about Christmas being too commercialized and everyone's forgotten about the "true" meaning of Christmas. Wanna know what I think? Go with the flow! I need this holiday, or else I'd probably never get a gift! Let's leave Christmas to Santa and dump the mushy sentiments in the toilet where all those second helpings of fruitcake will end up.
"But what about Baby Jesus?"
What about Baby Jesus?! It's not my fault that Sony gift-certificates replaced religion. I'm just going with the flow. I love Jesus, but I don't want to be the only girl in town who doesn't get a deliciously wrapped Express jacket or card full of o'plenty holiday cash.
Call me shallow, I don't care. 'Cause I'll be a shallow bitch with one fiiiiine jacket!
tsalt:
Shallow!!! 
tsalt:
Hey ...........what are you getting ME???