i swear the fun just never stops in this black hole called harrogate. i go get exceptionally drunk with an old friendi havn't seen in ages on friday and the coppers have the nerve to wake my twatted arse up about some dude lurkin about outside; now prob should be bothered but if anyone was stupid enough to break in my house they wouldnt look pretty in z mornin........
(extract from dummys guide to breaking and entering)
rule no. 342) never attempt to rob anyone with a vast array of weaponry on display
rule no. 343) never attempt to rob any paranoid person especially if they own a vast array of weaponry and its on display.
so i still managed to wake up at 6.30 am and cycle to my provisional driving test and pass getting close to an overall 100% even though my head was still somewhere in the pub from the night before.
oh and old friend was really well, was good to see her again and catch up,
still not feeling quite myself
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(extract from dummys guide to breaking and entering)
rule no. 342) never attempt to rob anyone with a vast array of weaponry on display
rule no. 343) never attempt to rob any paranoid person especially if they own a vast array of weaponry and its on display.
so i still managed to wake up at 6.30 am and cycle to my provisional driving test and pass getting close to an overall 100% even though my head was still somewhere in the pub from the night before.
oh and old friend was really well, was good to see her again and catch up,
still not feeling quite myself
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Like the dummy's guide thing! My mentor at placement is pregnant and because it's her second the midwife said that she doesn't need to see her very much so I told her she needs to go and buy 'Birthing for Dummies'.
So long as you do so well on you're real test.
Oh, forgot to mention, Circus of Horrors was ace!!
[Edited on Dec 04, 2005 4:14PM]