venal_polish

so im sitting here trying to write a paper and all these dumb punks (in the literal sense of the word as opposed to the rad sex-pistols&safetypins one) are having a party downstairs and for some reason I actually want to go down and smash piss with them even tho I hate them & every thing they stand for (which amounts to very little ie. Beer and chicksbut hang onthats what i stand fordammwhat I mean is that theyr just dumb brainless footy heads)

...anyway anything is better than this paper

but hecknews-fuckn-flashSofia Makes Friend this fantastic boy who I sort of knew in Canberra and randomly met up & traveled with in Malaysia last year on my epic asian adventure has just moved to Melbournehes a lovely lovely boy & has lifted me out of my doom & gloom for a bitits damm hilarious thocos hes a little spunk so all the masses of wanky flirty girls I live with (who otherwise see me as the anti-christ & give me the evil eye on a regular basisor run away screaming in tongues & ripping out their hair) have smelt new meat, having bonked evry othr poor lad in this place, and are being all chummy and sweet to me to get closer to perrinlittle do they know that perrin, despite his sweet looks & charming dispositionis also in league with the devil & fast becoming my eville sidekickmwahahaha the plague we shall unleash on this acursed place



must study