My friend asked me the other day if she would be considered a 'human eater' if she bit her nails and ate them. I told her YES. I also told her that it was ok to be a human eater. As long as they were her own. If she ate my fingernails then it would be a tad strange.
You also look familliar, although I am not sure why. Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was without internet for a bit.
Your anecdotes are significantly easier to swallow than my pretentiously long explosms of grammar. <- Case in point. They're funny too.