I know alot of people are having difficulties in choosing a candidate for this upcoming election. And while there are plenty of you who have in fact decided on a candidate, chances are that you chose the wrong one. But worry not, I, along with many others have found the solution. Why vote for the lesser of two evils, when you can vote for the greatests of ALL evils? VOTE CTHULHU.
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YOU ARE THE ONE PLAYING AT THE OGDEN, DEUCE!