velvetknuckles

Well life has given me lemons.

Which is a pussy comment.

I have given myself lemons.

And it all started here on Suicide Girls.

I don't feel like squeezing just yet so no lemonade for Johnny.

I was in a bar called Tattooed Mom's on South St. in Philly and some girl asked me my name.

I said, "My name is John and my friends call me Johnny. But I don't have any friends."

She thought that was amusing. She also never watched Raising Arizona I guess.

Speaking of movies

I was watching American Beauty the other night for the 24th time and I had a sudden moment of clarity.

My life was becoming parallel to that movie. My life was parallel to THAT. I was every male character in that movie for the last 2.5 years. All the women were the ones in my life. I'm not married and have no child butshitthey are me and they are them.

To quote, "You're boring, and you're totally ordinary, and you know it."

I am.

And more importantly --- she is. We all are. When we understand that and once WE get our head around that things are much better.

I am nobody. I am boring. I am ordinary.

OK. Maybe not ordinary.