velvet_petal

OH my goodness! Are you alright? At least there's the joy of coming up with ridiculous stories about how you came to have a black eye - perhaps you were volunteering at a nursing home and a little old lady got angry about you bringing her chocolate pudding instead of her usual vanilla pudding? Or maybe a giraffe headbutted you?

Thank you for saying so I think that once the tiredness wears off I'll feel more proud of myself. Now it's onto finding meaningful employment

Be careful, or at least carry a baseball bat with you.

I did something similiar years ago and ended up in A&E, plus the police were called, one of our friends told them he'd killed a man (he hadn't) and almost got arrested. Apart from that it worked out OK

I'll be your Star Wars buddy? For real? That would be awesome!

who is that above the first bowie pic?

It was. I tucked myself in forth with. Well, Reggie helped.

I'll see if I can do better, but for now...
The last Calvin & Hobbes

I wish I was your crush.

Have a great time. Happy new Year.

Glad to see young people like yourself appreciate a legend. My generation was fortunate to have her with us, although she left us much too soon. Thanks for the memories.

Friscansanto? I haven't been there since about 1991. It's such a great city. I hope you're having / have had a great time, and we'll definitely have to catch up soon. You're one of the best people on SG

Thanks for your words, Petals. Really appreciate it - even if I write the same damn thing over and over.

Shit, I suck. I missed your birfday?





I hope you had a wonderful Christmas. Peace out mofo!

How's your tree? Still retarding you?

Magic Balls? Why don't I have Magic Balls? Why was I not made aware that Magic Balls were an option! That's IT I'm taking my balls back!

In the mean time, here is a possible solution to your tree-asco!



it's JUST like the real thing...
as, spam is to meat = Little Tree is to Douglas Fir

Hey Hey!

Psh! My Reggie will not be swayed by your trinkets! Right Reggie?

Reggie?

Hey Reggie I'm..I'm over here.

You can't hitchhike to Texas, you have no thumbs!

Ha! Roadside jerky! There's a lot of that down this way. Especially those "Fresh Mayhaw Jelly!/Homemade Tamales!" signs; people selling confederate flags too. Uhh... Wallyworld. I hate the lighting they have in their stores. Sometimes I just get in my pajamas and go in Wal-Mart if I need something but am too lazy to dress up. The logic being - "It's Walmart! Who gives a rat's @55." Your Christmas tree is probably neat-o! My step-grandfather just bought one with the lights already on it (Yes, in the package, haha!); came home, and turned it on. ZING! Kind reminds me of that leg lamp from you know what. Too bad about the guy who died and the fact that they won't be able to nap anyone for manslaughter or negligence. It is terrible. But, on another subject to you! Sorry, I can't help myself with the exclaimation points!

happy late thanks giving!!!