velvet_petal

OH my goodness! Are you alright? At least there's the joy of coming up with ridiculous stories about how you came to have a black eye - perhaps you were volunteering at a nursing home and a little old lady got angry about you bringing her chocolate pudding instead of her usual vanilla pudding? Or maybe a giraffe headbutted you?

Thank you for saying so I think that once the tiredness wears off I'll feel more proud of myself. Now it's onto finding meaningful employment

Be careful, or at least carry a baseball bat with you.

I did something similiar years ago and ended up in A&E, plus the police were called, one of our friends told them he'd killed a man (he hadn't) and almost got arrested. Apart from that it worked out OK