Monday Jul 27, 2009

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Portland is fucking hot today, and there's no reprieve in sight. I'd say I'm sweating like a whore in church, but that doesn't quite capture the breadth of it. The profusion of my sweating is more like a heretic in Hell. Oh, if only I'd been treacherous instead.*




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See what I did there? I made a joke about the nine circles of Hell. Yes, I'm aware I'm a total nerd. Fuck you, I'mna go have a popsicle.

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