These are my salad days.
freakpirate:
Your days are covered in Italian dressing?
lemonkid:
You're green in judgment, cold in blood?
In case you were wondering, here is my stance on pandas: I just can't get behind any animal that is facing extinction because it gets too sad to fuck. Much like when Def Leppard's drummer lost an arm, I think that's the universe telling you it's time to give up the game. I know it's a harsh stance to take, but if the pandas can't...
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unravled:
Maybe the pandas know something we don't.
lemonkid:
If you were in this country, you might sympathize for the panda.
My life has been moving very slowly lately. It's nice. Long, leisurely, all-day drives through the mountains and trees; conversations that go on, mostly uninterrupted, for three days; long stretches of contemplative silence; a chance to learn, to ponder, to unwind the pent-up backlog of everything that's collected in the corners of my brain over the past thirty-four years.
I feel calm. I feel much...
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I feel calm. I feel much...
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A few months ago, I had a mole removed from the back of my right hand. My great-grandfather had melanoma; it's best to be safe about these things.
Long story short, when the little round patch of skin healed some of the melanin bled back in, leaving a mark that looks remarkably like a little mustachioed face on the back of my hand. It looks...
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Long story short, when the little round patch of skin healed some of the melanin bled back in, leaving a mark that looks remarkably like a little mustachioed face on the back of my hand. It looks...
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baudot:
Being vegetarish, I can't comply. But the city actually feels very little changed from when I was first here in '93.
It's true, you can summon the Large Hadron Collider in Scribblenauts, but if you try to summon Mao Tse Tung it gives you a mango instead.
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lemonkid:
I do see the appeal there.
adria:
I have really small fingers, the ring pops are still too big for me.
While on the way to pick up my husband from work, I glanced in the rear-view mirror. In the car behind me was a little blonde girl giving herself a haircut. Not even just trimming her bangs while the car was stopped at a light, which would have been appalling in it's own right. She was driving with her elbows as far as I could...
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silencia:
Thank you! I actually saw a pair of Coach shoes on the back of a magazine, and instantly thought, "I'm not a shoe person, and I'm poor, but I want those shoes." A week later, Casper and I were walking through a Ross, and I found a black and white knock-off version (what I wore in my set) for $14. Yay!
silencia:
Haha. I pretty much only know how to do line stitching and granny squares. My skills be super limited 
In an effort not to dwell on less pleasant things, here is a list of things I currently think are super rad:
-My friend Adam. What a guy. Nice to a fault. If you pooped in his hat, he's probably say thank you.
-Prototype. What an awesome fucking game. In the first ten minutes, I killed about fifty people, punched some tanks...
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-My friend Adam. What a guy. Nice to a fault. If you pooped in his hat, he's probably say thank you.
-Prototype. What an awesome fucking game. In the first ten minutes, I killed about fifty people, punched some tanks...
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mistersatan:
This put a smile on my face. 
mistersatan:
Yeah, sounds good. I may try one of the other ones there, just to mix it up, although Samurai is really effing good.
Overheard in a Thai restaurant yesterday:
"Why do they give everything on the menu such weird names? Why can't they just call it 'salad with chicken'? I think it's because they want to make us say silly things."
Yes, you idiot, different languages evolved for centuries all over the world, just so you would have to say silly things in restaurants.
"Why do they give everything on the menu such weird names? Why can't they just call it 'salad with chicken'? I think it's because they want to make us say silly things."
Yes, you idiot, different languages evolved for centuries all over the world, just so you would have to say silly things in restaurants.
lemonkid:
I like yours the best.
Two out of two people on my sofa agree: Kevin Conroy should always be the voice of Batman, even if that means they dub him over Christian Bale's acting.
mistersatan:
YES. That was my one pet peeve with the last movie.
freakpirate:
Mine was a mole that was increasing in size so I figured it should probably go. Having a tiny mustachioed man on my arm sounds better than the possible alternatives.
My husband woke me up in the middle of a Nyquil haze to ask me what I wanted for dinner:
"Do they make pudding that's meat flavored? That sounds really good right now."
"Ah, no. I don't believe they do."
"Oh, okay. I don't care, then. Nothing too crunchy."
He came home with clam chowder with oyster crackers and rice pudding, which was exactly perfect.
"Do they make pudding that's meat flavored? That sounds really good right now."
"Ah, no. I don't believe they do."
"Oh, okay. I don't care, then. Nothing too crunchy."
He came home with clam chowder with oyster crackers and rice pudding, which was exactly perfect.
freakpirate:
You could have cold, thickened gravy. That's the best I can come up with right now.
I don't know how I could get a cold. I never leave the house. Damn germs. I might have to seal up the windows.
Not only do I have a rotten cold, but I have a completely insatiable craving for pudding, and a Jewel song stuck in my head. I would like someone to come and shoot me now. Or at least bring me some...
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Not only do I have a rotten cold, but I have a completely insatiable craving for pudding, and a Jewel song stuck in my head. I would like someone to come and shoot me now. Or at least bring me some...
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It is a true fact that spaghetti westerns have the best soundtracks of any movie genre. A true proven fact.
serpentworship:
Goddamned right. Morricone.