vekstar

The most funny thing happend in the supermarket today...

I never realised old women could fart the way they do!!..lmao

I was standing at the fridge section looking for the most furtherist dated milk i could find ( as i do )...

And there was a couple standing next to me i'm guessing they were doing the same thing??

Anyway this old lady walked by, and boi did she let rip, im not kidding right, it went for like 30 seconds and sounded like letting a whoopie coushion go off real slowly...

At first i was shocked, then i was in denile of what i had heard, until i turned and looked at the couple standing next to me, who were both as shocked as i was...

And we all just had one of those face changeing look's towards each other, you no that shocked look that turns into insane laughter?

The girl then muttled did you hear that?..and i replyed i think the people in the car park may have got after shock from it!!!...

I then proceeded to walk around the supermarket in fits of laugher, bumping into the couple here and there making stupid remark's about it...

Then to my surprise who do you think was in front of me at the cash register???

Yep you got it the old lady!!...I almost hesitaited before linning up behind her, i stood there praying for clean air to breath, and just as i thought it was safe and she was about to walk off she left me and the check out chick with one last whopper!!!

I could not believe it, the second time was just plain nasty, i didnt no if i shouldr laugh or cry...
But yeah that was my daily shocker!!...

Just thought i'd share that moment with yu all...

Vek!!!

P.S avoid baked beans, they may have future repercussions!!!