BIG MOFO UPDATE...
Thursday Courtney my sex kitten came over and we did eachother's hair. She crawled into my bed afterwards and told me to come take a nap with her... so I did. But I'm a douche and I actually fell asleep...
Friday I went to the salon to see Coutney's hair extensions... holy fuckin porn star hair!!! I have since decided to get them done in January... score!
Saturday... I went out to dinner with my friends for my birthday and was once again way to interested in booze to really eat... then I figured out my best friend ditched me for some guy.... thanks TBAG! I really love that you called... I wasn't worried or anything... ANYWHO... off to the Coat for drinkdrankdrunks... so I pulled the usual... got good and trashed... my friend MaryKelly came out and brought her camera... which became quite useful after the bar
... I finally met wingnut80... I hate meeting people while I'm drunk... it usually doesn't fair well for me... so after many drinks at the bar I left with
MaryKelly and we decided to go for a walk... we ended up going wish stealing at the fountains... I ended up getting soaked... so after many park pictures we headed back to the car... at this time all the bars were clearing out... yuck... I tried beelining to the car but alas I fell victim to the endless drove of drunken bar men... I really don't care to be sexually harrassed... but we made it to the car with a couple of sex offers... and some big black guy gave me a high five for "looking so fine tonight" and we ditched the scary dude who wanted to touch our clothes... overall good night!!! And this morning I am feeling fantastic as usual...
LATER WHORES!!!
Thursday Courtney my sex kitten came over and we did eachother's hair. She crawled into my bed afterwards and told me to come take a nap with her... so I did. But I'm a douche and I actually fell asleep...

Friday I went to the salon to see Coutney's hair extensions... holy fuckin porn star hair!!! I have since decided to get them done in January... score!
Saturday... I went out to dinner with my friends for my birthday and was once again way to interested in booze to really eat... then I figured out my best friend ditched me for some guy.... thanks TBAG! I really love that you called... I wasn't worried or anything... ANYWHO... off to the Coat for drinkdrankdrunks... so I pulled the usual... got good and trashed... my friend MaryKelly came out and brought her camera... which became quite useful after the bar

MaryKelly and we decided to go for a walk... we ended up going wish stealing at the fountains... I ended up getting soaked... so after many park pictures we headed back to the car... at this time all the bars were clearing out... yuck... I tried beelining to the car but alas I fell victim to the endless drove of drunken bar men... I really don't care to be sexually harrassed... but we made it to the car with a couple of sex offers... and some big black guy gave me a high five for "looking so fine tonight" and we ditched the scary dude who wanted to touch our clothes... overall good night!!! And this morning I am feeling fantastic as usual...

LATER WHORES!!!
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your NOT OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's an old cockbag.