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It's christmas time and my christmas spirit has hardened up into an ebenezerish sneer....

that's the best sneer pic i could find...
call me scrougey from now on...even though I'm reluctant to find myself in this place called sourpuss land...
no no it's not that bad really I'ts only that I've just woken up and I'm not a morning person..
but I watched loads and loads and loads of bOttom yesterday and nearly peed my pants when Ritchie goes from suggesting pin the tail on the donkey to put a piece of sellotape on the fridge....
he wants to play the game with Eddie since the tvs broken but Eddie says:
"we dont have a donkey"
r:"ok then pin the tail on the chicken"
E:"we dont have a tail"
R:"pin the sausage on the chicken"
E:"we dont have a pin"
R"stick the sausage with sellotape on the chicken"
E:"we dont have a chicken"
R:"ok then stick the sausage on the fridge!"
E:"we dont have a sausage either"
R:"THEN STICK A PIECE OF SELLOTAPE ON THE FRIDGE!!!"
E:"what about the blindfold?"
R:"well i suppose we're just going to have to improvise then wont we...come over here...."
E. comes over to R., who then pokes him in the eyes....
and so o....you know what those two are like......