here's an interesting tale from the world of wizz (that's me too), i was at college and was sitting infront of my computer screen when a squeaky voice from behing me says "hey, i have something for you"... so i turn around slowly, and if i had been wearing a pair of sunglasses would have lowered them in that ber flanky rockstar way and then said yessssss in a slow deep melt of a voice...., but since i didnt have any of these props and the point of this story is that its an everyday scenenario i reckon most of the guys and dolls here face, i won't exagerate (which is very hard for me since i love exagerating stories..)...
ANYWAY, to be getting on with my story, i turn around and lo and behold i trace the voice back to this really disgusting looking young lady who then on my eye contact, decides to continue "my brother has a dead rabbit's head in his bedroom-dya want it?" "WHATTTTT???!!!!...what on earth would i need a dead rabbits head for and besides that im a bloody vegetarian and dont wear any fur either!" "well i just thought you might be interested (cue one of those girly doe eyed looks at the floor) since you have that picture of that weird man on your screen" at which point i look up and register that she means the picture i have of the cramps' lux interior in his skimpy pants rolling around pretty much naked on the floor of a stage- people just have no idea really do they!
well after spending 7 hours at the hairdressers i have ginger and red and dark brown hair and a really overgrown fringe to create what can only be known as "the flame look"...my hairdresser said i came in as a girl and left as whqat can only be transalted as "a wanked-over" woman...which matches my opinion completely since i feel like a 70's porn star...which is great because it makes me feel very kinked and i actually spent the 7 hours at the hairdressers thinking of nothing but perving- i thought that if i were to have sex that night then i wouldnt really be but a 70's femme fatale (which i obviously have now morphed into) and i did fuck that night and it was so great because i really felt different and much more kinky and much more porno and kinda permanently in a role play now...have any of you seen s.o.s summer of sam? coz i felt like the girlfriend that puts on a blonde wig to kink her man- it was like he was cheating on me with me which was very darn sleazy indeed.
ANYWAY, to be getting on with my story, i turn around and lo and behold i trace the voice back to this really disgusting looking young lady who then on my eye contact, decides to continue "my brother has a dead rabbit's head in his bedroom-dya want it?" "WHATTTTT???!!!!...what on earth would i need a dead rabbits head for and besides that im a bloody vegetarian and dont wear any fur either!" "well i just thought you might be interested (cue one of those girly doe eyed looks at the floor) since you have that picture of that weird man on your screen" at which point i look up and register that she means the picture i have of the cramps' lux interior in his skimpy pants rolling around pretty much naked on the floor of a stage- people just have no idea really do they!
well after spending 7 hours at the hairdressers i have ginger and red and dark brown hair and a really overgrown fringe to create what can only be known as "the flame look"...my hairdresser said i came in as a girl and left as whqat can only be transalted as "a wanked-over" woman...which matches my opinion completely since i feel like a 70's porn star...which is great because it makes me feel very kinked and i actually spent the 7 hours at the hairdressers thinking of nothing but perving- i thought that if i were to have sex that night then i wouldnt really be but a 70's femme fatale (which i obviously have now morphed into) and i did fuck that night and it was so great because i really felt different and much more kinky and much more porno and kinda permanently in a role play now...have any of you seen s.o.s summer of sam? coz i felt like the girlfriend that puts on a blonde wig to kink her man- it was like he was cheating on me with me which was very darn sleazy indeed.
70's porn star, eh? hawt. like no, seriously. personally, i always want to be transported further back. 40's-50's for me, please. although it's nice we're in the present so we can dabble in all of yester-year. a little 70's can always do a girl The Good.
i had some hot sex last night too, cheers to that. cheers to that. mmmmmmm.