I spent an interesting morning in A&E. You meet all sorts: mad men ranting away to themselves (I swear he was the last remaining Neanderthal), men with gouged out eyes, women on drips smoking outside.
This is better than Big Brother!
This is better than Big Brother!
I went to A&E recently and there were these three young people in there, two guys, one girl... the guys had obviously been involved in some bar fight or something, and the girl was pissed out of her head. One of the guys had a big, nasty cut on his eye. Then this old guy comes in with his wife. He's there for a few minutes when he gets called through. The drunk guy and his girlfriend kick off cos he "jumped in front of them".
Yeah, he was probably having a heart attack, whereas you have a cut. Fuck off!
And the smokers on drips outside is always a pretty sad sight.