Well it was a Christmas filled with...christmas-y stuff I guess.
Alcohol? Check.
Last Minute Shopping? Check.
Stress? Check.
Relatives? Check.
Family arguments? Check.
Christmas Cheer? Check.
At Least One Part Of Christmas Dinner Ruined? Check.
Alcoholic Pill Popping Aging Spinster Aunt Imposing Herself In The Family She Ignores 364 Days Of The Year? Check.
Kiddies? Check.
Chocolates? Check.
Kiddies Full Of Chocolates? Check.
Puppy Rampage? Check.
Christmas Mass? Check.
Queueing To Get Parking Anywhere Near The Graveyard? Check.
Getting A Jumper For Christmas? Check.
Enjoyable Christmas Dinner? Check.
Flurry Of Text Messages Wishing People A Happy Christmas And Eating All Your Phone Credit In 37 Seconds? Check.
Shitting Yourself When You Realise You Just Included Two Ex Girlfriends Of Many Years Past Who You Were Patiently Trying To Ignore And Never Speak To Again In The Text Message Flurry? Check.
Dreading Going To Work To Face A Pile Of People Who Are Bored, Annoyed, Grouchy, Angry And Shopping For A Bargain Which They Cant Afford? Check.
Wishing You Had More Time Off To Preserve Your Sanity? Check.
Patiently Awaiting A Brown Package That Has Been Sitting In A Cold Warehouse Awaiting Delivery For Over A Week? Check.
Boring Christmas Day Night? Check.
Not Finding Any Films On TV That You Actually Want To Watch But Do Anyway Because Your Brain Has Been Melted By The Orgy Of Innane Christmas Songs, Family, Present Shopping, Turkey, Drunken Relatives Ruining Your Dinner And Bordom? Check.
Thanking Little Baby Jesus For Being Born So That I Get At Least One Day Off In A Month? Check.
Watching My Neighbours Daughter's Boyfriend Drive His Brand New Mercedes SLK Christmas Present Down The Small Street Where I Live At At Least 96 MPH Then Rocketing Into Their Driveway With A Screech Of Breaks And Completely Failing To Crash Horribly And Give Everyone Something To Laugh At Instead Of Something To Mutter About? Check.
Vigourously Shake Hands With Just About Everyone You Know And Honestly Wish Them A Happy Christmas Despite Everything? Check.
Resembling A Constantly Winking Man Or A One-Eyed-Pirate Due To An Eye Infection In Your Left Eye? Check.
Being Awoken From A Dream Where A Beautiful Woman Has Fallen In Love With You And Was Sleeping On Your Chest Only To Find It Is Infact The Neighbours Cat Who Has Somehow Gotten In The House The Previous Night And Has Decided To Have A Nice Comfy Sleep On Your Bed Of All Places? Check
So, usual fare then. Was enjoyable really to be honest.
For the most part.
I treated myself to a small personal late Christmas present today. Gemma Hayes CD's. I had always ment to get them, but never got round to it. That's really the only thing I have actually gotten this year, and I'm happy with them! At least I know what I want
Clearly I'm in my easy going guitar music phase. Means it'll be about a month till I'll be in heavy fast guitar music phase. Then perhaps four months till randome music mode.
Anyway.
How was yours?
Alcohol? Check.
Last Minute Shopping? Check.
Stress? Check.
Relatives? Check.
Family arguments? Check.
Christmas Cheer? Check.
At Least One Part Of Christmas Dinner Ruined? Check.
Alcoholic Pill Popping Aging Spinster Aunt Imposing Herself In The Family She Ignores 364 Days Of The Year? Check.
Kiddies? Check.
Chocolates? Check.
Kiddies Full Of Chocolates? Check.
Puppy Rampage? Check.
Christmas Mass? Check.
Queueing To Get Parking Anywhere Near The Graveyard? Check.
Getting A Jumper For Christmas? Check.
Enjoyable Christmas Dinner? Check.
Flurry Of Text Messages Wishing People A Happy Christmas And Eating All Your Phone Credit In 37 Seconds? Check.
Shitting Yourself When You Realise You Just Included Two Ex Girlfriends Of Many Years Past Who You Were Patiently Trying To Ignore And Never Speak To Again In The Text Message Flurry? Check.
Dreading Going To Work To Face A Pile Of People Who Are Bored, Annoyed, Grouchy, Angry And Shopping For A Bargain Which They Cant Afford? Check.
Wishing You Had More Time Off To Preserve Your Sanity? Check.
Patiently Awaiting A Brown Package That Has Been Sitting In A Cold Warehouse Awaiting Delivery For Over A Week? Check.
Boring Christmas Day Night? Check.
Not Finding Any Films On TV That You Actually Want To Watch But Do Anyway Because Your Brain Has Been Melted By The Orgy Of Innane Christmas Songs, Family, Present Shopping, Turkey, Drunken Relatives Ruining Your Dinner And Bordom? Check.
Thanking Little Baby Jesus For Being Born So That I Get At Least One Day Off In A Month? Check.
Watching My Neighbours Daughter's Boyfriend Drive His Brand New Mercedes SLK Christmas Present Down The Small Street Where I Live At At Least 96 MPH Then Rocketing Into Their Driveway With A Screech Of Breaks And Completely Failing To Crash Horribly And Give Everyone Something To Laugh At Instead Of Something To Mutter About? Check.
Vigourously Shake Hands With Just About Everyone You Know And Honestly Wish Them A Happy Christmas Despite Everything? Check.
Resembling A Constantly Winking Man Or A One-Eyed-Pirate Due To An Eye Infection In Your Left Eye? Check.
Being Awoken From A Dream Where A Beautiful Woman Has Fallen In Love With You And Was Sleeping On Your Chest Only To Find It Is Infact The Neighbours Cat Who Has Somehow Gotten In The House The Previous Night And Has Decided To Have A Nice Comfy Sleep On Your Bed Of All Places? Check
So, usual fare then. Was enjoyable really to be honest.
For the most part.
I treated myself to a small personal late Christmas present today. Gemma Hayes CD's. I had always ment to get them, but never got round to it. That's really the only thing I have actually gotten this year, and I'm happy with them! At least I know what I want
Clearly I'm in my easy going guitar music phase. Means it'll be about a month till I'll be in heavy fast guitar music phase. Then perhaps four months till randome music mode.
Anyway.
How was yours?
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I hope that you have fun for New Years! Personally, i think I will bury my head in my duvet and wait till its all over, the entire year that is
anyway, have a good one darlin
p.s. did you know there were boobies on this site ?????