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Everyday I get flyers for 'herbalists' or 'traditional healers'. I usually get these while waiting at a red robot (traffic light) or under my windscreen wiper when parked outside kung fu (or anywhere for that matter). I would usually find flyers quite annoying, but these I find amusing. So much so, I thought I would share them with you.

Please Note: this is not making fun of people who have studied and practice Herbalism or Traditional Medicine. It is not slagging Traditional Healers or Sangoma's. These people are not registered practitioners, and do not practise within the structures of either profession.

First up is Prof. Osman .J. who offers special Masai Gel for men.




This Gel is a 3 in 1 Sexual Gear & CK Viagra (no, I dont have a clue either). Its main functions are:
1. Size (length and thickness)
2. Power (hardness and strong)
3. Stop Early ejaculation and make more rounds
4. Boost sexual feelings
So I guess this is more like a four in one
Apart from the gel, he also offers 'wealth from ancestors', 'weak erections permanently' (?) 'Destroying Enemies' and 'recovering stolen property, items & goods (7 days) guaranteed'

Next is Dr. Mama Hafisa & Dr. Hashiraf



They are even more awesome because they can 'treat, heal your penis using African & Arabic Herbs. they say (and i quote) 'Please bring your Penis your Penis to us you will not regreat.' i think that is the best service ever. You just have to take your penis to them. They also help 'To bring back lost lover', 'Court cases', 'Demand Debts' and 'Women who can't Produce'.

Third is Dr. Oh Ma of the Oh Ma Herbal Clinic.



Now Dr. Oh Ma comes very highly recommended. He 'has been one of the best psychics in Africa'. He 'can stop your rival(s) spending time with your husband', offers '903 women private part cream for tightening you to any size that you want' and can 'eliminate in family fights between children & parents in laws. husband and wife so as to ensure harmony in the home. Not only this but he can 'bring you to see your enemies and make demands of them using a mirror'. He also offers the penis enlargement cream - '3 on 1 super size for men'.

Lastly is Prince Barrack Hussein



Prince Barrack Hussein also has a Masai gel for men, which he spent thirteen years researching. 'He has gone to amazing lengths to find the very best naturally derived ingredients that work'. If you dont believe the flyer, then ask Sibusiso from Umhlanga, Ismael from Morning Side or Andrew Devinson (Balito). He can help you with abnormal ejaculation 'are you a "1 minute man" get ejactron Powerful for you not to sperm quick that your women in stable relationship', or 'Vaginal Tigytener Cream: Reduce the size of your vagina and you will feel young again in days and your man will love you more'.
He is my favourite because he will treat you where you are.

The spelling and grammar errors are direct from the flyers. All of them can help you get rid of the Tokoloshe and send him back to the person who sent it to you. Unfortunately I cant find the flyer for the guy who can tell you your fortune while sitting on a crocodile and lion skin on water.

So yeah, that is some SA humour for you. I provided links if you want some context. Otherwise, feel free to ask. For all the South Africans, dont you just love these flyers?

Anyway, I was just on aluxander's blog and he is working on an album. he has posted a song on Axis Unity called Powerful. I think it is well worth a listen (I think it's pretty cool).

Peace out!