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Bi bi my love...

Im a girl, I like boyz, and one day Im gonna get married with one of them. Many things might change into my life.
All, but having sex with other girls.

I cant understand boys. How do they manage to handle us? Having an affair with a woman is extremely difficult to handle, not to mention soul-destroying. Boys are heroes! I admire them! Why? U are asking why? Let me freshen up your memory

A relationship with a woman is something like this:
Everything is fine, and suddenly she looks furious, with no obvious reasons.
Oh u foolish boyz! There is no need these reasons to be obvious and true. Its good enough that they exist in her mind, and they are real enough for her!!!

At all time u have to be careful what to say and how u ll say it. God help u if she says to u: what do u mean?. Even more if she has that look oh boy

Even worst The evening is over and during that time she is down in the mouth. After you have begged her to tell you what is wrong while she refuses even to look at you, finally she speaks: I didnt want to go there.
After that there are many few things u can do about the situation. Either u kill her or u kill her. One of the above three.
But what u must NOT do, is to tell her: Hey baby, why didnt you say so, from the begging?
What? That is exactly what u said?
Baaad news!! Here comes the suffering. I can hear her little voice right now as we speak:
- So, you know nothing of me. U dont care about me. U didnt even bother to find out what I like and what I dislike. U dont really love me. If u did, you would know that I dont like Chinese.
-But u said that u liked it the other time
-Excuses, all excuses
Have mercy on me!!!

-What would you like to do tonight my love?
-I dont know.
-What would you prefer? Do you want to get ourselves a glass of wine and watch a movie holding each other?
-It bores me!
-Would u like to call some friends to come over and hang around?
-No, I dont want. Ill have to prepare something to eat and besides they will mess up the house.
-Do u want sex?
-Im not in the mood.
-What is wrong baby? Why are u like that?
-I dont know
(-Do u want me to kill u and hide your body in the freeze?
-No!!! U will spill blood all over the carpet)
Does this sound familiar? I bet it does! Of course u dont need me to tell you the end of this conversation
U finally did what u had suggested first of all. No matter what that was
(Baby perhaps we should put the carpets away. U dont want them to be spilled with blood. Just an idea. Thats all.)

Ring- ring! Ring- ring!! (Or whatever the sound of your cell phone is).
Her: -who was that?
U: Just a friend. Hmmm! Wrong answer!!!
The ONLY correct answer in this question is my mum or the worst u can say is The one specific friend that she knows and above all LIKES..
Current, ex, people she doesnt know, cousins, from the office and the rest dangerous persons, are rejected as suspects! U no longer have a personal life. U are just with her!!

Up to this point you are begging to wonder Why do I have to put up with all these? How deep my masochism goes? Why we are not breaking up? Perhaps I should become the queen of masturbation.
Why did I created a relationship with a woman? Should i become straight?
The answer is just one! The female body is one of the kind!!!!

Unfortunately, women have (usually) a disturbed mind and a brilliantly manufactured body! And please, dont tell me that all women arent the same! We are all the same at this point! We all have a small malfunction in our brain!!

But true is true. Its so nice to have a female body in your arms to play with!
Having sex with a woman make u feel heavenly!!

Girls are soft, they smell nice, their faces are so sexy when they cum, they hide in your arms. You wish you could eat them! Yummy
They have so many spots you can torture.
Besides its easier to handle a female body because of the anatomical similarities ;-)
But speaking for myself, I couldnt stand a regular relationship with a woman. She would end up dead and me cuffed or wearing a loony jacket.
Or perhaps both!

Further more, no matter what people believe, there is no such thing as girls friendship. This whole girl-girl friendship is a lie!
Its all about sex!
I guess that is why I never had a true girlfriend. It was simply impossible to think of them as Friend!
The word Friend with every possible meaning.
How is it possible to consider a human being just as a friend, when the only words that pops up in your head looking at her is: how u doin ?
Not to mention that friendship with somebody, without reference to its sex, demands a long-term relationship.
Consider this impossible for the writer of the present text.
Sympathy? Sure But friendship I think Ill pass.
Especially if friendship is sex-free
I mean no sex? Impossible!

So, I admit it!!! I infinitely enjoy having sex with girls, they are incomparably charming creatures, but a long-term relationship, me, never!!

For these reasons, never again with a girl until the next time!!

V.