Tonight I discovered that slamming your testicles against the goal post at indoor soccer brings on a world of pain that lasts for hours. THegoal posts are metal.
I managed to move the goal from their orginial location by a couple of hundred mil.
So, me flat knacker and then impact. Ball into the net and then on my back grasping for air. Didn't returm to the court.
I feel
with a slight touch of 
I managed to move the goal from their orginial location by a couple of hundred mil.
So, me flat knacker and then impact. Ball into the net and then on my back grasping for air. Didn't returm to the court.
I feel
with a slight touch of 
mr_zero:
But you did score right?