I'M CAUGHT UP AT WORK, so suck on THAT.
Met a cute girl in the aisle at Kerr Drug, we chatted, totally enjoyed it, was smitten, then CHOKED. Didnt ask her to coffee (she was EVEN waiting on photos to develop), didnt get her last name, only that shes from Asheville, named Tiffany, & is a senior at UNC.
In a sad move, I emailed the following entitled 'out of the blue' to every UNC senior named Tiffany, what a fuggin' stalker:
'This email goes out to a certain Tiffany whose last name I failed to get at a certain Kerr Drug at University Mall, whom gives family members tasteful photos in picture frames for the holidays. Excuse the mode of contact, this is what one must resort to when he fails to get a last name & speak up abruptly about getting a cup of coffee with a stranger after a long day of therapy sessions with high-risk folks in the area. SO, if you are her, would you care to have coffee sometime Tiffany? If you be not her, I apologize for the intrusion.
Happy Holidays'
Got 2 responses within 48 hours, the 1st:
'sorry am not her, but she sounds nice and I hope you find her, and she is alucky woman to have a guy search for her. It's nice to know that there are some good romantic men out in the world. Also its good to know that someone is helping with mental health problems, good for you and take care.
Happy Holidays
Let me know if u find her I keep my fingers cross.
tiffany'
2nd
'Sorry kiddo, it's not me - best of luck finding her, though. Your email was a charming one, I hope she'll say yes!
Merry Christmas!'
Still havent heard from 'her', oh well.
So am I a romantic? Or a creepy stalker?
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Met a cute girl in the aisle at Kerr Drug, we chatted, totally enjoyed it, was smitten, then CHOKED. Didnt ask her to coffee (she was EVEN waiting on photos to develop), didnt get her last name, only that shes from Asheville, named Tiffany, & is a senior at UNC.
In a sad move, I emailed the following entitled 'out of the blue' to every UNC senior named Tiffany, what a fuggin' stalker:
'This email goes out to a certain Tiffany whose last name I failed to get at a certain Kerr Drug at University Mall, whom gives family members tasteful photos in picture frames for the holidays. Excuse the mode of contact, this is what one must resort to when he fails to get a last name & speak up abruptly about getting a cup of coffee with a stranger after a long day of therapy sessions with high-risk folks in the area. SO, if you are her, would you care to have coffee sometime Tiffany? If you be not her, I apologize for the intrusion.
Happy Holidays'
Got 2 responses within 48 hours, the 1st:
'sorry am not her, but she sounds nice and I hope you find her, and she is alucky woman to have a guy search for her. It's nice to know that there are some good romantic men out in the world. Also its good to know that someone is helping with mental health problems, good for you and take care.
Happy Holidays
Let me know if u find her I keep my fingers cross.
tiffany'
2nd
'Sorry kiddo, it's not me - best of luck finding her, though. Your email was a charming one, I hope she'll say yes!
Merry Christmas!'
Still havent heard from 'her', oh well.
So am I a romantic? Or a creepy stalker?


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No news on the lady?