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I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make;
America's getting stinking on something I stir or shake.
With Sex On the Beach! With Schnapps made from peach!
The Velvet Hammer! The Alabama Slamma!
I make things with juice and froth; the Pink Squirrel, the 3 Toed Sloth.
I make drinks so sweet and snazzy; The Iced Tea, the Kamikaze!
The Orgasm,
the Death Spasm!
The Singapore Sling, the Ding A Ling.
America, You're just devoted to every flavor I've got.
But, if you wanna get loaded,
WHY DON'T YOU JUST ORDER A SHOT!
-Brian Flannigan