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Member Since 2005

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UPDATE: Suicide Girls Messenger Pics.



My top 5 biggest turnoffs

1) "OH MY GOD, like, my last boyfriend did this and blah blah like seriously,did you hear what justin timberlake just did!? I can't believe he did that. Like, i was reading Cosmo girl the other day and it totally...."

2) "Whatever you say, I will respond in a semi spitefull negative way because I am an over opinionated elitest who hunts for arguments...."

3) "My family hates me and I have to friends, so you should feel sorry for me. I listen to Sigur Ros and Godspeed You! while I try to fall asleep so obviously I am depressed. Feel bad for me? PLEASE?"

4) "I am the biggest Uber 1337 geek, like, I downloaded
a pirated copy of (insert image editing program here); you have no clue what kind of shit I can do. Like this one time, I downloaded an EMULATOR!"

5) "Do you like how greasy I am today? Its because I worked out and tanned. You can SO see your reflection in my hair, AHH, I am SO embarrassed. I AM SO SORRY. You arn't mad are you?"

And now, A lyric or 12:

And the sky shall beam
like the ocean blue
And the waves will scream
as they follow you

And your legs will fall
as they meet their end
And the worms will crawl
out of your skin

The paralizing sting
of a breath so old
Numbing veins all filled
with blood so cold.

And now a picture:



BEHOLD! NOISE!
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
e_loveless:
alllllright.
but by the time i'm done, she may be a drawing. the painting isn't going so well for me. i've forgotten how to paint. blast!
Jul 16, 2005
liquidflorian:
Nope not yet. Probebly monday....
Jul 17, 2005

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