vancleef

I just played a 100 inning baseball game that took 18 hours.

i scored 26 runs.
i got 21 strike outs.
and i struck out somewhere around 40 times.
i pitched from the 30th to the 70th inning.
i bought 10 energy drinks and i finished those by the 25th inning.
i ate 6 sandwiches, 2 subs, 15 timbits, 6 sick raisin cookies and an apple. I was still tired and hungry.
i had no feeling in my legs by the 75th inning.
i had no feeling in my face(?) by the 90th.
i saw the sun rise and set.
in the time i had this game i could have:
1)beat off
2)played and beaten 2 video games
3)eat 3 meals
4)drank a 12 pack
5)sobered up

i only have 2 words