University is actually not all that bad. Its nice living on my own for once. Its nice escaping into a different world full of people who don't know you and starting over. Its nice to escape the haunting...
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If we have a boy, his name will be:
Quintus
And if we have a girl, her name will be:
Liana
If we have neither a boy nor a girl, but somthing in between:
My wife can EAT ONE, I want a divorce, no...
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I'll have to remeber that....
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[Edited on Aug 21, 2005 8:51PM]
that boy in the green shirt looks like someone i know *lol*
the Idiot Savant
(38% dark, 69% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are...
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your humor style:
the Provacateur
(61% dark, 38% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK
You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.
Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin
Lenny Fucking Bruce baby!!!
Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
I met the most amazing girl in Calgary ever last weekend. I was busting out some badass dance moves at the newly fixed up Outlaws club. On a side note, its an alright place even though the people there usually suck. This hot little brunet girl walks up to me and asks me...
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The was business is going I'm going to have to wait to buy it. that and my girlfriend get jellous of the female voice on my computers' BIOS; so I might just skip it...
1) Baseball in Calgary. It went well, but im going to be honest and admit I had more fun at the bars at night rather than actually playing baseball.
Our team managed to get VIP status for a wet T-Shirt contest at Outlaws on 2 Sundays...
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Let me know if you get it in time.
We got there at around 11am and stayed to about 3. Here is a map of the track. I labled where we stayed. The red circle is an area named "The Corner of Eternal Peril and Utter Damnation", concieved by yours truly. This title was chosen because 3 or 4 cars got mangled...
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but by the time i'm done, she may be a drawing. the painting isn't going so well for me. i've forgotten how to paint. blast!