I threw a six and lo, my computer starts! Smashing, indeed, it WILL be smashed just as soon as my new HD arrives. I can then look forward to installing all my favourite programs A*G*A*I*N and quietly weep over my lost mp3s. Damn you faulty hardware!
No news on the job front, sadly. Although I was politely informed there would be no assistance, as such, to help me by a suit for my impending interviews. They built my hopes up last time but today, changed their minds! If I lived in Seedley, Weaste, Lower Duchy or Patricroft, yes. But my parents "posh" address has scuppered me once again. Who's to say my parents are going to loan me the cash to get fitted for a suit? How the hell is that supposed to encourage me to get gainful employment!?
In other bizarre news, I have a huge cut in my eyebrow and a bruised/cracked rib from being attacked by two domestic geese, last night. I wish this was fanciful bullshit on my part, only its NOT. They had escaped from the farm behind the house and into our garden. The lazy farmer called the bizzies to pick them up, after I wandered over to the farm and TOLD him where they were. I tried stalling the geese, until the animal handlers from Bolton arrived. The geese were none too chuffed at this and went berzerk, in my fucking direction! I had hold of one wing whilst the other bird was pecking my face off! Evil bastards! The little police woman who was sent from the Eccles station thought it was a wind up until she saw me flat on the grass, covered in angry birds, biffing me senseless... What did I do wrong?? Why, god? WHY???
Any jokes about 'wild goose chases' or getting into a 'flap' will be severely punished.. See you soon, my luverly mates... xxx v78 @_@
No news on the job front, sadly. Although I was politely informed there would be no assistance, as such, to help me by a suit for my impending interviews. They built my hopes up last time but today, changed their minds! If I lived in Seedley, Weaste, Lower Duchy or Patricroft, yes. But my parents "posh" address has scuppered me once again. Who's to say my parents are going to loan me the cash to get fitted for a suit? How the hell is that supposed to encourage me to get gainful employment!?
In other bizarre news, I have a huge cut in my eyebrow and a bruised/cracked rib from being attacked by two domestic geese, last night. I wish this was fanciful bullshit on my part, only its NOT. They had escaped from the farm behind the house and into our garden. The lazy farmer called the bizzies to pick them up, after I wandered over to the farm and TOLD him where they were. I tried stalling the geese, until the animal handlers from Bolton arrived. The geese were none too chuffed at this and went berzerk, in my fucking direction! I had hold of one wing whilst the other bird was pecking my face off! Evil bastards! The little police woman who was sent from the Eccles station thought it was a wind up until she saw me flat on the grass, covered in angry birds, biffing me senseless... What did I do wrong?? Why, god? WHY???
Any jokes about 'wild goose chases' or getting into a 'flap' will be severely punished.. See you soon, my luverly mates... xxx v78 @_@
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by the way... what ARE pilates?
i know theyre a fad, but what be they?
hope yer cracked rib is ok..... damn nazi birds.