A big chunk of rock or something dropped off the back of someone's truck on the freeway today, and *clunk*, it flattened my tire. It also made me realize what a fucking out of shape sissy I have become: I came very close to both herniating my abdominal cavity and fucking up my back trying to get my wheel's lug nuts off (see footnote 1). Also, a week's pay went down the drain for new front tires, and I missed getting my Duke job applications out today because of it. God damn it.
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1. Huh-hut, I said "get my nuts off."
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1. Huh-hut, I said "get my nuts off."
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strangex:
Dude, can I come over to your house and play?
al:
"Yngwie Malmsteen Officially Changes Middle Name To 'Fucking'"