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vampirate

I told the border guard that I consider myself a Citizen of The Universe. He was not impressed.

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So, last night I was forced to sit through a Middle School production of Guys and Dolls. I... it... oi8agjela,qwer0[8u3

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st_expedite:
That. Sounds. Godawful.

Do you have perfect pitch? Because then it must have been, like, Chinese water torture. My mother always begged off our school performances because of all the off-key singing. She once had my dad videotape a production of "Godspell" I was in, and then she watched it with the sound off.
May 23, 2005
dusty:
grrrrreat fucking speakers! half the work is done! good job man.

civic duty yes it is.
May 23, 2005

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