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I told the border guard that I consider myself a Citizen of The Universe. He was not impressed.

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Monday May 01, 2006

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Most importantly, I am very excited. I count hours.

In other news, Al and I got soused and watched an Ocean's 11/Ocean's 12 double feature. We overdid it, but had a good time, and both agree that Brad Pitt is perhaps the second most desirable man ever. By "man," of course, I mean "male human." I can think of at least one female human more desirable than him, who is perhaps even more desirable than Johnny Depp.

[update]Evidently we had such a good time that Al doesn't even remember finishing the second movie.[/update]

Furthermore, the demon has been banished for a year and a day (* see footnote). He can return to our plane any time now. Who wants to crawl under my Frher's jackboot heel and kick out guitar-driven pop misanthropy for the masses in four and a half minute doses? Bring it.

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* Okay, seeing as it's after midnight, it's technically a year and two days, but seeing as our show most likely ended after last call, it's still only been a year and a day.
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dickie:
Yeah, where do you get Rory Gilmores anyway?
May 3, 2006
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Word, thanks!
May 4, 2006

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