Little kids haven't learned a) what information is appropriate to convey or b) how to convey it. Yesterday I found out that I look like an actor, and not just any actor, but the actor who plays Prince Charming in Ella Enchanted (see footnote 1). This happens to be Hugh Dancy, in fact (see footnote 2). While I was getting my bearings, trying to figure...
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vanceowen:
I just noticed you're back. I missed your blog. So much so I went back to college to listen to smart people. However I am stupid so it will take another year to finish. But welcome back.
littlefierceone:
Dude, make with the words here! This site is wanting for the level of discourse you would bring. Don't be like your sister. 
Where I teach, we pretest everyone in every subject at the beginning of the year. Ostensibly this is to decide where to place them, and to allow us to individualize their schedules and curricula, etc. It can be very useful, but often times it's bunk; you know the kids don't know anything about what you're going to teach them (or at least nothing solid or...
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paulnikon:
I'm just glad to hear she is fine. Thank you.
drstinkypants:
Not a Marshall and/or DSL fan? You should how bitchingly awesome "Hot for Teacher" sounds through it.
Okay, so I got the tubes back, finally. I can access the internet from inside my actual own home, which is pretty cool. I don't have to be at work or a coffee shop or entering my credit card number while I enjoy the olfactorily kaleidoscopic canine social patina on the fence at the end of my street.
Thank you for your support during the...
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j24u:
It's good to hear you're doing better. And while I have a hard time thinking I was ever like any of the little kids I come in contact with...I have a sneaking suspition that I might have been.
_elichrusos:
Gin is good for you. Tonight, I made a martini with some Gin. It's not relevant, but it's boozy and I find that a good substitute.
I don't have internet at my new place yet. My (possibly) former ISP seems to be fucking me over. I am sitting at the end of my street at midnight, my back against the gate to an apartment complex that offers complimentary wireless to residents who have signed up for an account, or to anyone in range who happens to want to pay $3 a...
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drstinkypants:
In my experience "friends" who do actually let you bum their internet tend to act like it's a much bigger inconvenience than you would think someone sitting in their living room would be.
Anyhow, I trust you can handle your drunken-ness, but watch out for the Popo.
Anyhow, I trust you can handle your drunken-ness, but watch out for the Popo.
I found a place to live!
The location and rent are both slightly less awesome, but the level floors, closet space, dishwasher, ergonomic kitchen layout, and bathroom right next to the bedroom will probably more than make up for it. That last feature's mention may seem kind of odd, but just try getting up in the middle of the night to pee when you live...
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The location and rent are both slightly less awesome, but the level floors, closet space, dishwasher, ergonomic kitchen layout, and bathroom right next to the bedroom will probably more than make up for it. That last feature's mention may seem kind of odd, but just try getting up in the middle of the night to pee when you live...
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emotedcreations:
I hope you don't mind if I use your sinking ship picture. It's perfect for certain threads if you know what I mean.
thefox:
OMG! Warn somebody before you put hotness pictures up where I will see them! A girl could have a heart attack!
Well, I just called the realty office to tell them that I was planning to stay another year, and they told me that they had meant to call me to say they had decided to sell the house at the end of July, after which I will have thirty days to vacate.
Not only do I really, really like living here, but I was planning...
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vanceowen:
Refuse to leave, that always confuses them.
flux:
Tell everybody you found a place, silly thing.
To the person who asked me about the font in my profile picture and then went anonymous: I believe it's called "Air Millhouse Italic", and what's written in my picture is in all capitals. I hope it leads to the suffering of the intentionally stupid.
_elichrusos:
Thanks a bunch. I'm back now.
garagedelfuego:
Lets go get a drink, cute boy. *wink wink nudge nudge*
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emotedcreations:
Why thank you.
It's Subcomandante Marcos if you hadn't figured it out already--apparently Zarth figured it out pretty easily.
It's Subcomandante Marcos if you hadn't figured it out already--apparently Zarth figured it out pretty easily.
littlefierceone:
hello!
...just wanted to pop in and say that.
...just wanted to pop in and say that.
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_elichrusos:
I had a crazy fuck outside my windown this morning with a jackhammer, and as such I'm presenting a very passable rendition of 'drunk'. It's a thingy, as demonstrated by this example:
The paper was undeniably clear in it's conclusions, with the most important passages clearly _scorn.
I'm going to stop editing this post now.
The paper was undeniably clear in it's conclusions, with the most important passages clearly _scorn.
I'm going to stop editing this post now.
drstinkypants:
You know, you could at least update us with a different part of your body, if this is how it's gonna be.
Man, it's below freezing, and I'm sick.
I used to love sick days. Sitting around at home playing video games all day was always way more awesome than being feverish and headachey was sucky. The work piling up wasn't a big deal because I was immature and irresponsible and probably wasn't going to have done all of it, anyway. There was something comforting about the...
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I used to love sick days. Sitting around at home playing video games all day was always way more awesome than being feverish and headachey was sucky. The work piling up wasn't a big deal because I was immature and irresponsible and probably wasn't going to have done all of it, anyway. There was something comforting about the...
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flux:
Kissing you is awesome.
beepbeep:
yeah, that is pretty crude.
man's gots to dos what man's got to dos though.
they sell patroleum jelly in bulk unbranded packs in most pharmacies though...
*shudder* penis in sock....
hmmm...
man's gots to dos what man's got to dos though.
they sell patroleum jelly in bulk unbranded packs in most pharmacies though...
*shudder* penis in sock....
hmmm...