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My house is really cold. This morning, to save trips to the fridge, I got both the coffee and the sugar out at the same time (see footnote 1), spooned coffee into the tiny little french press and sugar into the empty coffee cup right next to it, then returned both containers. I poured the hot water into my french press, then did something else...
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flux:
Khakhua.
jayenh:
Hey, I was in the first class of NCSSM ('82) and lived in Cary and Raleigh from 87-91. Last time I went back a few years ago the roads were all crazy, renumbered and new and fucked up, and I had no idea where I was going.
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flux:
You = khakhua.
flux:
FTR, you are a way better Spanish student than my parents. Although they did get a kick out of me holding a banana to my head and asking, "Es un telfono?"
p.s. You are totally a khakhua. My pancreas has been replaced with a bundle of leaves, and I'm totally telling Rupert.
I miss you.
p.s. You are totally a khakhua. My pancreas has been replaced with a bundle of leaves, and I'm totally telling Rupert.
I miss you.
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_elichrusos:
I have quite severe envy over your snow. Recent temperatures have been in the mid-thirties (which I believe is around ninety in silly american numbers).
What is an Empath base list? I've never encountered such a term.
What is an Empath base list? I've never encountered such a term.
_elichrusos:
Bah. If you weren't so damned sensible, I could've righteously mocked your thermometer. But no.
Sadness is.
Sadness is.
It's back to being warmer outside than inside the house. I'm going to go sit out on the stoop with a bottle of red wine and enjoy life in my second favorite way.
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kingdom:
damn, i too am jealous of your wine and weather. and your woman.
you seemed to be in school before you started teaching. are you still?
you seemed to be in school before you started teaching. are you still?
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kitschy:
The previous entry was/is interesting. I'm really glad to hear things are so much better for you. I know I shouldn't knock it 'til I I try it and all, but snorting morphine?! Wowsers. Having a hot girlfriend is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better!
thefox:
Yes, I would die. I'm surprised that didn't make it into Dante's Inferno.
Two Thousand, Six was the Year of Greatest Net Gain for me. I went into it fresh off six months of relationship trouble and job difficulty, freshly dumped (after more than 2 and a half years) and effectively unemployed (see footnote 1), which is especially awful when you realize that Age Thirty is going to require some serious pushing from you in the near future....
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huggles:
Your "tendency to be a smartass" is precisely what I was refering to. My wit and intellect is commonly refered to as "he's an asshole".
blackeyeddog:
Sometimes folks get what they deserve (magical drafting pencil or no). Those are good times.
Okay! I have spent less time in front of the computer in the past two weeks than I... um... than I have in probably any other two week period since 1995. I apologize to everyone whose comments and messages I have not returned, but I'm pretty sure that nobody noticed they were missing me until now, which is, you know, healthy, probably.
I've been boring...
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drstinkypants:
I always thought one of the best parts about being a teacher would be the ability to un-brainwash kids from the kinds of ridiculous shit some teachers are into shoving down their throats.
drstinkypants:
You're right. I didn't mean to imply you (teachers) were a negative force for the most part, just a few spastic weirdos here and there.
Teaching does seem to have a lot of the independance and relaxed work year that I've been trying to figure out how to get ahold of, though I wonder if there are a lot of politics and psycho parent type bullshit that goes along with that.
Teaching does seem to have a lot of the independance and relaxed work year that I've been trying to figure out how to get ahold of, though I wonder if there are a lot of politics and psycho parent type bullshit that goes along with that.
I have to have my final examinations written by tomorrow.
My kitchen is so clean right now.
My kitchen is so clean right now.
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drstinkypants:
Okay, I'm a little slow... you're a teacher???
how did that happen?
how did that happen?
kingdom:
excuse me, but i followed the link here from flux's page, and i just wanted to say that your blog is fucking hilarious. i especially liked the encomium to the departing bartender.
All right, chumps, here I go again.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. There are far more legitimate reasons to hate me.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. There are far more legitimate reasons to hate me.
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krass_of_nod:
ROFL Flux capacitor ROFL......... 
thefuckoffkid:
Am I supposed to think of one and get back to you?
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garagedelfuego:
There will be no fooling myself on this one; I've got to walk through the fire until it doesn't burn anymore.
I'll take that drink in 365 hours.
I'll take that drink in 365 hours.
vampirate:
Resized for her pleasure.
I thought maybe it was some random internet image discovery.
I'll just... sit quietly now.