Drunk boys turn up at ValGal's door last Friday night...as they do. After drinks, giggles and some rather up front offers ValGal and one drunken boy, whom she had previously seen around town but never before was introduced to, retreated to ValGal's boudoir for some "movie" entertainment. 10 minutes into Pineapple Express (fucking hilarious by the way, and I'd totally do Seth Rogen) drunken boy leans over and kisses ValGal, and even though it kinda feels funny on her new piercing she kisses him back, and quite enjoys it. This continues and slowly progresses to a more touchy feely situation and before ValGal knows it her year long drought has been rained all over like a motherfucker. ValGal was immediately satisfied but was even more impressed by drunken boys snuggling abilities, almost feeling guilty that she just assumed he would have left straight after.... as they do. Drunken boy stayed half the next day til ValGal virtually told him to fuck off because she was hot and wanted to go to the beach. ValGal was almost harsh, partly because it was so fucking hot, a bit because she wasn't sure about this hungover boy but mostly because she didn't know if she could handle being heartbroken again right now. ValGal was just pleased to have finally gotten some well needed p in her v but only a mere hour or so later sobered up boy sent her a text, and another, and another and another. ValGal was flattered at first but it wasn't long before she started to have a slight anxiety attack, thinking she had just slept drunken stalker boy. ValGal continued to politely answer sober boys messages and after coming home from a concert that night was surprised to see drunken boy was eager to see her again. This is unusual, thought ValGal, he must just want more sex, figured ValGal, which wouldn't have been an issue if she hadn't just conveniently gotten her period (sorry boys, but it had to be said, its a key factor in this tale). ValGal gave in to drunken boys request and in no time had him in her bed again just like the previous night. Same as before it began with kisses, which ValGal had missed and dreamt of just as much as sex, but this time ValGal said she couldn't take part in such activities and to her amazement drunken boy simply said ok and put his arms around her, eventually falling asleep in this cosy position. As drunken boy cutely snored ValGal had this incident ticking over and over in her head for that had never happened before, ValGal had yet to have a drunken boy content with just her cuddles.
Another five days have passed. During this time drunk boy has sent numerous texts a day to ValGal, has called almost every night and has often slept beside, cuddled and told personal stories to her because he said he felt he could trust her. ValGal at first felt this was almost too good to be true, but by about day three she gave in to her feelings and started to quite like this drunken boy. Finally, thought ValGal, I'm getting the happiness I deserve.... until last night. Drunken boy asked ValGal how much she liked him and when she replied a lot drunken boy seemed different, less interested. ValGal asked drunken boy how much he liked her and he said a bit. The pair spent the night in their usual position and kissed goodbye this morning. ValGal recieved no texts today. ValGal is confused.
ValGal (just in case you forgot my name)
Another five days have passed. During this time drunk boy has sent numerous texts a day to ValGal, has called almost every night and has often slept beside, cuddled and told personal stories to her because he said he felt he could trust her. ValGal at first felt this was almost too good to be true, but by about day three she gave in to her feelings and started to quite like this drunken boy. Finally, thought ValGal, I'm getting the happiness I deserve.... until last night. Drunken boy asked ValGal how much she liked him and when she replied a lot drunken boy seemed different, less interested. ValGal asked drunken boy how much he liked her and he said a bit. The pair spent the night in their usual position and kissed goodbye this morning. ValGal recieved no texts today. ValGal is confused.
ValGal (just in case you forgot my name)
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shroom:
If he doesn't text/call you, there is something wrong with this boy. If there isn't something wrong with him, we can always arrange an accident.
shroom:
For this accident, I should add. You will need enough booze/drugs to get said boy unconcious, eight meters of rope, honey, a razor, four tent pegs and a bullant nest. Eleven different types of cheesecake can be had in ceebration