Howdy ya'll!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's so good to be home. The first 3 weeks were ok but by the fourth one, I was fucking done. Never will I intentionally travel away from home for that long again. What the hell was I thinking? I love my house!
When I got home, I returned to a not so tidy house. My roommate didn't do much in the way of cleaning. Although, what did I expect since I do most of it in the first place. I believe a new addition to the place will make a fine opening for the "We really need a cleaning plan" conversation. Late last night, while reaching for a paper towel under the sink, what did I find? A FUCKING COCKROACH!!!!!!
Great, it wasn't a huge one. And other units in the building have been talking about finding roaches (we suspect the family that sucks for cleanliness, bastards) in their pads for the past year. I was always SO glad I never found any. Now, it's my fucking problem. All this time, I go away for a month, and NOW the fucking devil bugs are inside the fortress walls!!!
Death to all roaches!! 
On a positive note, the building should have to pay for the extermination to happen. Thank god, cause I'm going all out. Bugs and me, we have a sordid past. I've learned it takes bombing the shit out of the tiny fuckers, whichever fuckers they happen to be, but A-bomb their little asses (ass-i? ass?) until they'ze D.E.A.D.
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT . . . . . .
I've got new pics. I don't want to raise any expectations. I was working with limited resources. Ah, well, you always tell me good things, so if these aren't your bag, there's always next time!
When I got home, I returned to a not so tidy house. My roommate didn't do much in the way of cleaning. Although, what did I expect since I do most of it in the first place. I believe a new addition to the place will make a fine opening for the "We really need a cleaning plan" conversation. Late last night, while reaching for a paper towel under the sink, what did I find? A FUCKING COCKROACH!!!!!!
Great, it wasn't a huge one. And other units in the building have been talking about finding roaches (we suspect the family that sucks for cleanliness, bastards) in their pads for the past year. I was always SO glad I never found any. Now, it's my fucking problem. All this time, I go away for a month, and NOW the fucking devil bugs are inside the fortress walls!!!
Death to all roaches!!
On a positive note, the building should have to pay for the extermination to happen. Thank god, cause I'm going all out. Bugs and me, we have a sordid past. I've learned it takes bombing the shit out of the tiny fuckers, whichever fuckers they happen to be, but A-bomb their little asses (ass-i? ass?) until they'ze D.E.A.D.
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT . . . . . .
I've got new pics. I don't want to raise any expectations. I was working with limited resources. Ah, well, you always tell me good things, so if these aren't your bag, there's always next time!
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1) go to Home depot or other Hardware get spray foam in a can. Go under the kitchen sink and fill in any hole around the pipes. Do the same with stove gas line, and bathroom sink. Any hole in the wall that a roach can squeeze through.
2) Clean Clean Clean It sucks because if it is your neighbors then nothing you do will help except step 1
3) Roach traps help but you have to change them like they say on the package.
4) take the garbage out every night don't wait till the morning.
Great Stuff