I can't begin to describe the surreal feeling of hearing my mother using the words "Fuck" and "Blowjob" over the phone yesterday. 
Basically, what happened is my brother broke up with his girlfriend of 6 months because they were fighting constantly. This was mainly due to sexual differences according to Mom. When I asked her what she meant by this, her exact words were:
"She wouldn't fuck him unless she was drunk. She never gave him a blowjob. What kind of girl at the age of 22 isn't interested in being sexual."
I do see the point in them breaking up. If sex is causes arguements daily and they obviously can't get around them now, how would it be 10 years from now? I have seen their breakup coming for about a month now. I think they both did too. You have to love my family though. My parents were always very open about sex and never sugar-coated anything for us. For that, I am enternally grateful. Sometimes their frankness can still catch me off guard though.
Basically, what happened is my brother broke up with his girlfriend of 6 months because they were fighting constantly. This was mainly due to sexual differences according to Mom. When I asked her what she meant by this, her exact words were:
"She wouldn't fuck him unless she was drunk. She never gave him a blowjob. What kind of girl at the age of 22 isn't interested in being sexual."
I do see the point in them breaking up. If sex is causes arguements daily and they obviously can't get around them now, how would it be 10 years from now? I have seen their breakup coming for about a month now. I think they both did too. You have to love my family though. My parents were always very open about sex and never sugar-coated anything for us. For that, I am enternally grateful. Sometimes their frankness can still catch me off guard though.
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I don't hate our government, I think they're doing the best job they can in a really shitty situation. I'm pissed off at the Iraqi people. They kill the people trying to help them, and the people who are glad we removed Sadam, don't really care our people are dieing for them.
We were all having dinner at her home recently and my wife and I were telling my mom and her boyfriend about the drive-in we went to and my mom made some comment about how it wouldn't do any good for them to go because they wouldn't actually end up watching any of the movie...I almost puked right there on the spot. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Peace.
-Josh