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Thursday Jun 30, 2005

Jun 30, 2005
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Well, kids, tonight's the night. The Dancing Cock Brothers are on at 9pm at Club One, so if you haven't been personally invited yet, consider this your invitation. Be there with ten bucks and some drinking money and any friends you might have and pack the house!

I hope the show goes well. I will be the one taking your money at the door, so say hi and tell me what you think! You will also have a chance to personally berate/congratulate the boys in the troupe at intermission and after the show, cus they're gonna have to get the audience to spend $800 so they can get their $150 deposit back. (How does that work? Your guess is as good as mine.)

Apparently this library is closing at 1pm. God dammit, I hate statutory holidays. Probably only cus I don't have a job. If anybody wants to pay me to do just about anything (cooking? cleaning? running errands? writing? painting your apartment? acting as an assistant on a photo shoot? whatever!), I'm your Slave For Hire. Prices negotiable. Mama needs rent money.

Anywho, pleas for money and a strong turnout for the show tonight aside, I hope you're all having kick-ass summers so far. I'm glad it's a little less humid and muggy today. There are only so many nights you can spend tossing and turning on burning sheets (and, no, that is not a reference to hot sex, which is what's *really* disappointing).

See you at the club! wink
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