vaespoony

So... I have a freakin' girlfriend now!!!! I so god damn happy! This is by far the giddiest I have been in a while. She is my neighbor and we met thanks to my dog spending more time at her house (she leaves her backdoor opened to let her dog out in the communal backyard) than mine. She randomly stops by in the middle of the night. This morning she stopped in at 7:30 after driving back from Alabama to visit the oldest cemetary in Florida and she woke me up to say hi and give me pipecleaner flowers that we made on the way back. How freakin' adorable is that!??!?! And she has a lip ring. And she wore a shirt today that says "Boobs make me happy"! And she is ok with my boyfriend relationship... and my boyfriend is ok with my girlfriend relationship!!! How fucking perfect is that?!?!?!?! I'm so god damn giddy! And the three of us played Fusion Frenzy (one of the only games that I can actually beat almost anyone at) and I won, so apparently I get victory spoils from her tonight! Yay! So far there has just been some minor kissing, because apparently she is determined to make me grow some balls, but it just never happens. Eventually she broke down and kissed me and said "you win!"

I stayed up all night on Wednesday with her and went to work with literally not a wink of sleep, and then stayed up until 1:30 (I get up at 5:30) on Thursday. So... I had very little sleep in those two days. But we started a puzzle, and did lots of suggestive fridge poetry... I'm such a geek! Such happiness!! Oh and I made vagina cupcakes for the birthday party on Wednesday. It was a dyke birthday. And I figured they would appreciate it. They did. There was much licking of pink frosting clits. And they resulted in all sorts of dirty jokes.



I just hope this doesn't blow up in my face at some point. ... .. . .