My roommate Jeremy just got out of the hospital after 2 wks. + 2 operations. He is depressed because he had 8 inches of his colon removed, (thank god it is reversible, in May I think)- Anyway he shits into a bag through an exposed intestine hanging out from under his ribs for the time being & he has a gruesome 35 staple scar down the belly! He is a good looker and does well with the ladies normally, I wish I knew a way to cheer him up. Last year "God" stole my precious (my 18 year old cousin, best girl ever- encephalitis) Now he is jumpin' my buddies' shit! What next prick? I have a great life but it seems the same people get the shit end of the stick all the time I just read an article today about how 3 sisters died in a car crash over the weekend I feel for their parents, I hate the 'news'- Sorry 4 rant!
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....well, i just woke up. my hair is matted in blood. i am seeing weird shit running by out of the corner of my eye. and jodie foster is tied to my bed post. naked.
thank dear, your a real doll