vacuumchild

I had this really crazy dream a few nights ago. What happened was that I was coming out of some place (movie, show I don't know) when Dave Chapelle was waiting for me. He started yelling at me " where the fuck is my money."
Supposedly I owned him a lot of money for drugs. Well I try to get away but he keeps following me. So finally I open up my wallet and give him like 4,000 in cash. He then hands me a sack of something and tells me to get in his limo.
I get in and he tells me to smoke what he gave me. So without thinking I do and right after a take a hit my body starts to change. My skin turns into rock. I say "what the fuck did you do to me?" he says that it is payback for not giving him the money on time. Then he also says that I have become invincible
and that he too has become what I am now.
He then starts telling me that I can look normal again if I take my clothes off and drape them over my body instead of putting them back on normally. So I do and my skin returns to normal, but I still feel invincible. For some reason after that I join his gang and we go around fight crime. thats when I wake up.

I can say that dream was one of my top 5 most fucked up dreams right there with the one where saddam hussein attacks earth from space.