uzada

mother told me -- yes she told me that I'd meet girls like you.

I'm writing. It is the story that I've been working on for quite some time. I actually drew some manga-esque sketches of the characters a while ago. I think I'd do a better job of writing a comic book than writing this as a piece of fiction.

But mommy's neither one...
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cars are for sissies. they serve only to slow down the bikers.

death to all extremists.

valentines day approaches. I can smell it. It is sweet. Too sweet. Almost sickeningly sugary. I'll have to wear a mask the next couple of days to avoid sickness. Hopefully I don't get mistaken for one of Jacko's kids.

Orwell's head is in a jar in Parliament
they keep it there
so he can watch his fears come true.

went to a teenie-bopper show last night. my fucking Depends filled up after about an hour. Good show though. Sound was a little fucked for one act. Today, I went and bought a brand-spanking new guitar amp to torment cats and neighbors. I pick up my new midi-controller/keyboard on monday. Not sure where all this shit will fit in my apartment. Need to win lottery...
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"say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, dude, but at least it's an ethos."

I could watch "The Big Lebowski" every day for the rest of my life and NEVER EVER get sick of it.

"He's a good man, Jeffrey, and thorough."

My knee hurts, and yet I feel all sunshine-ee.

it all began with Cheap Trick's "At Budokan". I was young. Too freakin young maybe. I wanted to be Robin Zander. I wanted to sing. I got in a band in high school (and kicked out). I got in a band in college and that also went south. So now I do music like I do sex -- all by myself (though I think about...
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and the number one reason I wouldn't mind getting married someday -- wife-swapping parties!!!

yes!

all day I've had "I'm not Lisa" playing in my head. not the Jessi Colter version either, but the Killdozer version. Yes Killdozer... from "Uncompromising War On Art Under the Dictatorship of the Proletariat"... which also includes such wonders as "The Pig Was Cool" and "Knuckles the Dog (Who Helps People)". AND their cover of Black Oak Arkansas's "Hot and Nasty".

simplify.

"If this is not evil, then evil has no meaning", early 21st century philosopher and president G.W. Bush regarding Iraq.

Merriam-Webster says:
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1 a : morally reprehensible : SINFUL, WICKED -- an evil impulse b : arising from actual or imputed bad character or conduct -- a man of evil reputation
2 a archaic : INFERIOR b : causing discomfort or repulsion : OFFENSIVE...
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biked home from work in the rain. wore shorts with biking shorts beneath. got drenched AND cold. legs were damn near numb. then climbed the usual big fucking hill necessary to get home here in balmy seattle. At home, peeling wet clothes, I try to walk AND undress at the same time (yes, in front of the big windows pointing out onto Capital Hill). my...
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"I Hate Valentines Day" -- second verse AND chorus


I hate the desperate look
in the eyes of the ladies
then I think... hmmm... desperate?
well just maybe...

Then I see the fucking hearts and roses
pinks and reds -- bouquets and bows and
I know I just can't play along...

I would burn American Greetings down
if I thought the fucking day
would go...
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