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utterfailure

Connecticut

Member Since 2004

Followers 71 Following 77

disdick, i'm curious do you have it?

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infinitebpm:

Dude, what happened to the Deftones?

Jun 30, 2005

nightvixen:

2 virgins in one day!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul 8, 2005

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Wednesday Jun 21, 2006
My Fellow Americans: Thunderstorms are scary. My momma used ta t…
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Thursday May 04, 2006
Note to Whitehouse Waiting Staff: I would just like ta remind yo…
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Sunday Apr 30, 2006
My Fellow Americans: YEE HAW!!! It's been a great 6 years. Don't y…
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Friday Apr 14, 2006
My fellow Americans: I wuz talkin ta my wife tha other day. I se…
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Saturday Apr 08, 2006
My Fellow Americans: Phase 2 of my presidency will involve visit…
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Saturday Apr 01, 2006
My Fellow Americans: What is it gonna take for you folks ta see …
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Tuesday Feb 28, 2006
My fellow Americans: As your CEO president I've decided it's now…
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Wednesday Feb 15, 2006
My fellow Americans, Its okay if you don't tell anyone after you s…
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Wednesday Feb 01, 2006
Hey! Don't be comin ta my speeches wearin protest shirts! Cuz…

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