its my fathers birthday tomorrow and i haven't sent his b-day card yet. am i a bad son ? oh well. soon enough i'll have kids that forget my birthday too i suppose. did i mention i love southpark. its one of the few shows on television that's absolutely perfect. i wouldn't change a thing. kind of like suicidegirls. except for suicidegirls to be perfect, all the sg girls would have to love me and call me king. alas, this can never be (weeping) (balling) (snorting). so anyway, i think the world would be a better place if 2/3's of the population were replaced by muppets. can a get an amen......
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