My Fellow Americans:
Phase 2 of my presidency will involve visitin yer home and raping yer mother while ya watch. YEE HAW! If ya try ta question me I'll mount a vicious smear campaign against you and question yer patriotism. FREEDOMS ON THA MARCH!!
Thet is all. Now go enjoy livin in tha bestest country ever. YEE HAW!!!
Phase 2 of my presidency will involve visitin yer home and raping yer mother while ya watch. YEE HAW! If ya try ta question me I'll mount a vicious smear campaign against you and question yer patriotism. FREEDOMS ON THA MARCH!!
Thet is all. Now go enjoy livin in tha bestest country ever. YEE HAW!!!