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Wednesday Feb 15, 2006

Feb 15, 2006
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My fellow Americans,

Its okay if you don't tell anyone after you shoot somebody. You need to take the time to figure out how ta spin the story any how. If you can, try to blame it on Bill Clinton. That usually works with half the country and who cares about the other half. They're just all those fancy folks livin in those big cities. Tall buildings scare me.
opticon:
Laughing my fucking ass of! It reads as though it is something he would say! Keep me updated on new speeches biggrin
Feb 17, 2006
gogo:
hahaah you're the best
Feb 18, 2006

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