tonite is timmay's 30th birthday. we're taking him to a brazilian steakhouse to celebrate. this place is the shit. full on belly dancers and mariachi's bring huge swords to your table laden with a ton of different meats. everything from prime rib to buffalo.
they have a small dish at the end of the sword to collect all the marinade and blood/juice drippings and for...
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they have a small dish at the end of the sword to collect all the marinade and blood/juice drippings and for...
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that was so stupid 
without further ado, i give you, without a doubt, the best spam email message i have ever received in life.
rip her twat apart with your walloping sized meat wrench
rip her twat apart with your walloping sized meat wrench
fukin a.
goin to the casino with good vibes and ladie(s) luck on your side is the shit.
-if you're dragging a guy behind your horse, and you're a cowboy, i bet it would really make you mad if you looked back, and the guy was reading a magazine-
jack handey
goin to the casino with good vibes and ladie(s) luck on your side is the shit.
-if you're dragging a guy behind your horse, and you're a cowboy, i bet it would really make you mad if you looked back, and the guy was reading a magazine-
jack handey
dolorian:
involved.... reeeaaally? hmmm.... i don't know. why don't you run them by me... i'll let you know.
never fails. whenever i go out to dodge, even for a quick visit, it turns into a four day shitshow of a bender.
i simply went out to the valley for thanksgiving dinner with my mom, and as usually happens in that shithole of a town, i ran into some of the OBN.
there's no such thing as a quick pint with these guys. got...
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i simply went out to the valley for thanksgiving dinner with my mom, and as usually happens in that shithole of a town, i ran into some of the OBN.
there's no such thing as a quick pint with these guys. got...
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koleeta:
ha, I doubt he will be sending the CDs ever...which really sucks cuz I put quite a bit of work into those. But I participated in Keith's CD swap...and that one went through fine.
yeah I'm not waiting for those to show up.
yeah I'm not waiting for those to show up.
dolorian:
awwwwww........ you called me sunshine.....
i've said it before and i'll say it again i love this time of year!! everything is changing. and i'm loving it.
i've just availed myself of one of the biggest burdens in my life. and i didn't even know it.
my place is up for sale too, and i'm thinking it won't take more than a week to sell(i hope). so the search begins...
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i've just availed myself of one of the biggest burdens in my life. and i didn't even know it.
my place is up for sale too, and i'm thinking it won't take more than a week to sell(i hope). so the search begins...
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_jailbait_:
how could i forget??
you were the one sporting an SG shirt who bought me a drink! hehe can you believe i've only had two shows and now i'm going on tour? scary!!
i know what you mean about this time of year.. the wind starts blowing and the air feels amazingly fresh on your skin.. so beautiful.
hopefully i'll see you when i get back, i feel the need to get dressed up and shock the life back into people!! which means an evening out is in order. see you then!
you were the one sporting an SG shirt who bought me a drink! hehe can you believe i've only had two shows and now i'm going on tour? scary!!
i know what you mean about this time of year.. the wind starts blowing and the air feels amazingly fresh on your skin.. so beautiful.
hopefully i'll see you when i get back, i feel the need to get dressed up and shock the life back into people!! which means an evening out is in order. see you then!
lacedleather:
uh oh, you're a scorpio...
ahhhhhhhhhh........so much better now.
you know how when you clean your entire house, from bottom to top, and then pour yourself a tall stiff drink and bask in the cleanliness? a cleansing was in order.
...bask on baby, bask on............
you know how when you clean your entire house, from bottom to top, and then pour yourself a tall stiff drink and bask in the cleanliness? a cleansing was in order.
...bask on baby, bask on............
bombshellbetty:
My house is needing one of those. My bedroom/office, especially. But somehow I can't seem to get up the motivation. Maybe if I eat another bowl of icecream it'll get me off my ass...
usvsthem:
i've said it before and i'll say it again. i love this time of year so many different changes.
i just availed myself of one of the biggest burdens in my life, and i didn't even know it.
my place is up for sale too, and it shant take more than a week to sell(i hope), so the search begins for a new pad. i'm thinkin of moving back to where i grew up. not far from where i am now, but i can feel it calling.
soon enough all the leaves will ne an even brighter orange. the north shore will start to look all dusted. ahhhhhhhh.....
ain't it grand?
i just availed myself of one of the biggest burdens in my life, and i didn't even know it.
my place is up for sale too, and it shant take more than a week to sell(i hope), so the search begins for a new pad. i'm thinkin of moving back to where i grew up. not far from where i am now, but i can feel it calling.
soon enough all the leaves will ne an even brighter orange. the north shore will start to look all dusted. ahhhhhhhh.....
ain't it grand?
so, ya, i'm done. i've had enough of the lies. stupid little lies. things that are so trivial, i don't even know why she lies about them.
i'm gonna try my hand at single life again. it's been far to long. here is my manifesto;
-you can't sleep in my bed no more, you can't ride in my car. i'm never going to cook for...
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i'm gonna try my hand at single life again. it's been far to long. here is my manifesto;
-you can't sleep in my bed no more, you can't ride in my car. i'm never going to cook for...
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bombshellbetty:
Sure, feel free to use it, I didn't make it up. I just overheard it. But if you're suddenly single and digging it, I recommend you stock up on enthusiasm and outgoingness (is that a word?) rather than on cute lines. Seriously. You'll have one up on almost every man in Vancouver that way.
The party was great fun. Leightsy on rollerskates is a treat not to be missed.
The party was great fun. Leightsy on rollerskates is a treat not to be missed.
honey1:
note to self, when getting a tatoo, only use the name of your dog 
so, ya, i'm done. i've had enough of the lies. stupid little lies. things that are so trivial, i don't even know why she lies about them.
i'm gonna try my hand at single life again. it's been far to long. here is my manifesto;
-you can't sleep in my bed no more, you can't ride in my car. i'm never going to cook for...
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i'm gonna try my hand at single life again. it's been far to long. here is my manifesto;
-you can't sleep in my bed no more, you can't ride in my car. i'm never going to cook for...
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when meatloaf is singing 'i would do anything for love, but i won't do that', what i think 'that' is, is stop eating.
leightsy:
heh heh.. burn!
bombshellbetty:
I guess that's how he got those man-titties. But that's what he wouldn't do. What wouldn't you do?