hey there and welcome to my very first journal entry. it promises to be a rollercoaster ride of fun and excitement, tears and tradgedy, sordid flings and broken hearts, sound like your kinda thing?
tonight i went to comedy night at my union. which was funny. but my ex was there which wasnt. and he was being picked on by the comedian which was funny. but then it was revealed that he'd once fucked a melon which was at once funny and disturbing.
anyone else fucked fruit? id be interested to know. also he was with his 'new girlfirend' of about 2 days. which was not good. and she has stupid hair. im clearly better. 
other than that it was a good day. went boy-shopping (not shopping for boys but being style-council to a boy... id rather go shopping for boys i think...) i got all the benefits of retail therapy without actually spending any money. cool huh? i recommend it to any girl with style-challenged male friends. you might even get a free lunch.
im gonna go smoke a joint and go to bed now.
sweet dreams
tonight i went to comedy night at my union. which was funny. but my ex was there which wasnt. and he was being picked on by the comedian which was funny. but then it was revealed that he'd once fucked a melon which was at once funny and disturbing.
anyone else fucked fruit? id be interested to know. also he was with his 'new girlfirend' of about 2 days. which was not good. and she has stupid hair. im clearly better.
other than that it was a good day. went boy-shopping (not shopping for boys but being style-council to a boy... id rather go shopping for boys i think...) i got all the benefits of retail therapy without actually spending any money. cool huh? i recommend it to any girl with style-challenged male friends. you might even get a free lunch.
im gonna go smoke a joint and go to bed now.
sweet dreams