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Say it was for beauty, comfort, or convenience: today I had a Brazillian bikini wax, otherwise known as intense and prolonged physical torture. For those who don't know what it is, look it up. Oh my god, it hurt so much worse than any tattoo or piercing could ever hurt. Would I and will I do it again? Probably so. Now for the less painful and more risky maintainence procedures, like a haircut.

My two week long Maymester class is boring, to say the very least. The teacher isn't a bad person, but she rambles like no one's business and feels the need to discuss simple grammar and illistrate EVERYTHING with an unrelated personal anecdote. Oh well, we are already 1/4 throught the semester. I have to type up a resume by tomorrow, and although I have done so much, I can't seem to figure out anything that employers will want to see.

My 21st birthday is Saturday, and I'm soooooo excited. It has been widely proclaimed by my friends that they will make me puke. I object!

Questions:
1. Have you ever read the essay "Politics and the English Language"?

2. Taking your limited knowledge of my life into account and completely discounting reality, if you had to put one thing on my resume, what would it be?

3. What is one thing you WISH you could honestly put on your resume?