an exchange between me and the nail tech yesterday:
her: "wait. so... you don't eat meat, you're afraid to eat beans cause they make people fart... but you have tattoos?"
me: "um... tattoos don't stink."
and i have NO idea how the meat part fits in.
an exchange between me and the nail tech three days ago, upon finding toenail clippings in the shampoo sink:
me: "hey Lauren, are these toenails ?"
her: "yeah!"
as if it was totally reasonable to put pieces of toenails in places where i put people's heads.
i don't know why i don't use her manicure table to display clumps of hair from the drains.
her: "wait. so... you don't eat meat, you're afraid to eat beans cause they make people fart... but you have tattoos?"
me: "um... tattoos don't stink."
and i have NO idea how the meat part fits in.
an exchange between me and the nail tech three days ago, upon finding toenail clippings in the shampoo sink:
me: "hey Lauren, are these toenails ?"
her: "yeah!"
as if it was totally reasonable to put pieces of toenails in places where i put people's heads.
i don't know why i don't use her manicure table to display clumps of hair from the drains.
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seanquixote:
Thanks...so do you by the way.
ebinezer:
I eat taco hell almost Daily , sometimes small babies and animals .