Twenty Facts About Me, as requested by egon and industrielle:
1. i hate talking about myself (so this is very difficult).
2. i hate acquiring things. i wish i had no posessions.
3. i am a very impatient driver. i do not understand how people don't just want to get wherever the hell they're going.
4. there is an awesome cemetery in Micanopy, FL. i go there in my head a lot.
5. i wanted to be a mortician, but decided i wouldn't be able to lie to the relatives about heaven and all that.
6. oh yeah, i'm an atheist.
7. i am really really happy most of the time, though it may not show.
8. i love nonsense-based humor. yes, i'm 8.
9. egon doesn't find me funny. this really bothers me.
10. i am embarrassed by how much i enjoy eating. i feel guilty and like a Big Fat American.
11. i love work so much that i got a tattoo proclaiming this fact.
12. i am completely unable to lie. (not to sound all george washington-y. i just cannot bullshit whatsoever.)
13. i had perfect attendance all through eighth grade and high school.
14. i love my friends but i can't call them. i always think they must be too busy.
15. my brother and i have never gotten along. he doesn't know i'd rather never speak to him again.
16. i love egon. most people know this.
17. i am embarrassed of pretty much everything i did, said, and wore between 1999 and 2001.
18. i keep a mental list of events i'd like to go back in time and change, and people i'd love to retroactively punch in the mouth so that all their teeth fall out in a bloody avalanche.
19. i feel like an enormous klutzy giant oaf. i rarely wear heels because this would make me even huger. and i'm actually rather short.
20. i just cleaned the house. it smells clean too.
ok, i guess it's my turn to inflict this upon people. Aponia, 4stella4star, bird(if you've got the time. i know you must be crazy busy), trashe, and merkmal. your turn(s)!
1. i hate talking about myself (so this is very difficult).
2. i hate acquiring things. i wish i had no posessions.
3. i am a very impatient driver. i do not understand how people don't just want to get wherever the hell they're going.
4. there is an awesome cemetery in Micanopy, FL. i go there in my head a lot.
5. i wanted to be a mortician, but decided i wouldn't be able to lie to the relatives about heaven and all that.
6. oh yeah, i'm an atheist.
7. i am really really happy most of the time, though it may not show.
8. i love nonsense-based humor. yes, i'm 8.
9. egon doesn't find me funny. this really bothers me.
10. i am embarrassed by how much i enjoy eating. i feel guilty and like a Big Fat American.
11. i love work so much that i got a tattoo proclaiming this fact.
12. i am completely unable to lie. (not to sound all george washington-y. i just cannot bullshit whatsoever.)
13. i had perfect attendance all through eighth grade and high school.
14. i love my friends but i can't call them. i always think they must be too busy.
15. my brother and i have never gotten along. he doesn't know i'd rather never speak to him again.
16. i love egon. most people know this.
17. i am embarrassed of pretty much everything i did, said, and wore between 1999 and 2001.
18. i keep a mental list of events i'd like to go back in time and change, and people i'd love to retroactively punch in the mouth so that all their teeth fall out in a bloody avalanche.
19. i feel like an enormous klutzy giant oaf. i rarely wear heels because this would make me even huger. and i'm actually rather short.
20. i just cleaned the house. it smells clean too.
ok, i guess it's my turn to inflict this upon people. Aponia, 4stella4star, bird(if you've got the time. i know you must be crazy busy), trashe, and merkmal. your turn(s)!
VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
go google your name and needs in quotes and write the first 10 quotes about your needs!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
tag your it. waaaaaaaaaaaa ha.