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Last weekend, I saw a "mallow burger" in the cracker barrel candy section. I was intrigued and decided to give it a try:


I was amused when I opened it up. A "burger" made entirely from marshmallows... I LOVE marshmallows...


Looks pretty tasty, no?


No. Most definitely not tasty. The flavor was like a cross between peeps and carboard, without the extra sugar coating the outside.


And it was too chewy, as well. Marshmallows are supposed to be soft and pillowy deliciousness, right?


Never again will I eat any other-food-shaped marshmallow product.

The end.